Today I began my journey toward health and happiness. I began the day by eating a turkey sandwich and pretzels for lunch, before it would have been peanut butter and jelly with a mound of chips. You might be asking yourself, he began with lunch? Hey, I'm working on losing weight. I'll work on getting up before noon next. One problem at a time.
A while after lunch I bit the bullet and decided it was time to exercise. I searched my room for my weight-set. I found my dumb bells, picked them up, and examined them as if they were relics from a foreign country. Needless to say it had been a while since I'd worked out.I began going through the motions. At first it was difficult but it quickly became fun. I felt empowered. All I needed was a microphone to drop from the ceiling and I could have been a professional wrestler, kind of like The Rock on wheels. If only I had a Shake-Weight I could have at least pretended it was a microphone, but I didn't. It was probably best that I focused on my work-out anyway.I eagerly got through the rest of of my work-out, the first of many.
The rest of the day I looked forward to the future. It may take a while but eventually my inner underwear model will be revealed, I'll be wearing clothes though. I am now free of my glazed donut shackles, in time I will be free of my santa belly, and I will be down to only one chin.I'm going to make 2011 my year, no matter what stands in my way.
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